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Latest Bloggage ~ Live from Hong Kong and Vietnam!

Outbursts!
Catch Dave's travel reports throughout April from Hong Kong, Vietnam, and the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop in exotic Dayton, Ohio! Then in May, he kicks off his European tour guiding season with a stop in Norway for Constitution Day. Read the blog...

Wordsplash!
Check out Dave's brand new blog about writing and language at wordsplash.com...

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Brand New from Dave Fox and Inkwater Press!
Globejotting: How to Write Extraordinary Travel Journals (and still have time to enjoy your trip!)

Dave's long-awaited book about how to write more vivid and exciting travel journals is finally available! Learn how to:

  • Bring destinations to life with bold details
  • Splash those details quickly onto your pages so journaling doesn't gobble up precious vacation time.
  • Elude your "Inner Censor" and write with confidence
  • Weave together your "outer" and "inner" journeys, using foreign cultures as backdrops for self-discovery.

Dave shares his favorite journaling techniques, helps you find time to write in the middle of an exciting trip, and infuses it all with a generous dose of his off-the-wall humor.

Find out more!

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On Sale Now!
Getting Lost: Mishaps of an Accidental Nomad
~ Winner of the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Book Proposal Contest ~

"When you travel, things go wrong."

That might not sound like uplifting advice, but in this collection of stories about mishaps in faraway places, Dave Fox proves otherwise.

At age eight, he nearly starts a riot in Northern Africa. As a nerdy teenager, he smuggles illegal radio equipment into Finland. In his college days, he discovers it is not wise to seek inner peace inside an Icelandic volcano. As an adult, he does something exceptionally reckless; he becomes a professional tour guide.

The new second edition is now available! Order your autographed copy here! (A few copies of the now out-of-print first edition are still available too at a special discount.)

Read free sample chapters and order your autographed copies at davesbook.com.

Excerpts from Getting Lost

How Can You Have Any Pudding if You Don't Eat Your Meat?

The Brits have contributed many great things to society: pub culture, Shakespeare, the Beatles, soccer hooligans. They are also known for their cuisine, but not in a good way.... School dinner and home dinner had two things in common: They were both the biggest meal of the day, and they both lacked pizza. At home it was the same ritual as before, back in America. Food was put before me. I resisted. Negotiations ensued. At school, it was much more violent. Read the full excerpt

Masculinity Saved!

Growing up in 1970s America, I had not been exposed to the allegedly perverted elf-and-toy duo that had won the hearts of British school children. When November rolled around, and it was time to rehearse for the school Christmas pantomime, I didn’t know what I was in for. Read the full excerpt

Confessions of a Teenaged Smuggler

In the 1980s, airport security went something like this: You'd check in for your flight, and they would say, "Mr. Fox, do you have anything in your possession that could be used to bring down an airplane? Knives, guns, cassettes by the J. Geils Band?" You, the hypothetical passenger and/or terrorist, would chuckle, "Nope, not me." Then the ticket agent would thank you for your honesty and send you to the security line, where uniformed high school drop-outs working for minimum wage would tell you to please proceed, if they had the necessary English skills to do so. Read the full excerpt

Tackling Lucy

The sheep was on a mission. She was trotting quickly, almost running, in the direction of downtown Dingle with a confident stride and a mischievous glint in her eyes. There were lots of sheep in Ireland. Too many to count. But I could tell this one was different. This sheep was a rebel. Read the full excerpt

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Other Humor Articles

New: Confessions of an Urban Nature Lover

I'm one-quarter Norwegian by ancestry, but apparently, my nature-loving genes are recessive. My idea of exploring the outdoors involves sitting by my fireplace as a program about Mount Everest flickers on TV. If other people want to attempt oxygen-deprived death marches, more power to them. I'll watch their video on the Discovery Channel if they make it home alive. Read the full article

Bah Humball!

There are several theories as to why American football is called "football," the two most common being that (1) the inventors of the sport were too lazy to come up with something original, or (2) the ball used in the American version of the game is actually shaped like a foot with a severe case of gout. Read the full article

Le Tour de Rants

The Tour de France is a thrilling event in which sporty men with names like Lance attempt to ride bicycles through French villages without getting hit by camera crews on motorbikes. Read the full article

Live and Let Diet: Dangerous Fun with Dr. Atkins

The Atkins Diet is a fun weight-loss plan that is sweeping the nation. You must avoid carbohydrates and sugar, but you can eat all the high-cholesterol foods you want, such as 32-ounce steaks, bacon and eggs, and, where legal, delicious whale-blubber-and-cheddar omelets. Eventually, your arteries clog. You then die of a heart attack and get very, very skinny. Read the full article

Double Tall Confusion: Remedial Italian for Caffeine Addicts

The problem with Seattle is nobody here speaks Italian. I don't speak Italian either, but there's a difference between me and the rest of Seattle. Everyone else in this city is running around with over-priced cups of caffeine, tossing around faux-Italian names for their beverages as if they were fluent. Read the full article

Driving Miss Crazy

The sun was shining brightly. I was in a happy mood. Unfortunately, my mood shifted when a woman who had apparently learned to drive from the bestselling book, "All I Really Need to Know About Driving, I Learned in Kindergarten," attempted to kill me. Read the full article

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Appearances

Wisconsin Book Festival: Oct. 15-19
Dave will be a presenter at the 2008 Wisconsin Book Festival in Madison this fall. Stay tuned for more details.

Travel Journaling Classes at Sea!
Trans-Atlantic Journaling Cruise
Mar. 27-Apr. 11, 2009

Study travel journaling as you explore the world... from Brazil to Cape Verde, to Morocco, to Spain. Dave will teach in-depth journaling and essay writing classes as we cross the Atlantic Ocean and the equator.

Hop off at exciting ports to collect anecdotes. Then, polish your essays in on-board workshops! Writers of all skill levels are welcome.

Prices start at less than US $3,000 per person, including airfare; however the lowest priced cabins are expected to sell out quickly.

Details...

2008 Tours

Travel with Dave as he guides 14-day Rick Steves' "Best of Scandinavia" and "Best of Europe" tours. All tours are 14 days long, starting on the following days:

Best of Scandinavia
May 18 - May 31
Aug. 17 - Aug. 30
Best of Europe
June 7 - June 20
June 23 - July 6
Sep. 6 - Sep. 19
More info...

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On Sale Now:
The Fox that Quacked!


Dave's new audiobook CD features 12 of his most popular essays.
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