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Bloggage ~ Live from Hong Kong and Vietnam! |
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Outbursts!
Catch Dave's travel reports throughout April from Hong Kong,
Vietnam, and the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop in exotic
Dayton, Ohio! Then in May, he kicks off his European tour
guiding season with a stop in Norway for Constitution Day.
Read the blog...
Wordsplash!
Check out Dave's brand new blog about writing and language
at wordsplash.com...
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Brand
New from Dave Fox and Inkwater Press!
Globejotting: How to Write Extraordinary Travel Journals (and
still have time to enjoy your trip!)
Dave's long-awaited book about how to write
more vivid and exciting travel journals is finally available!
Learn how to:
Dave shares his favorite journaling techniques, helps you
find time to write in the middle of an exciting trip, and
infuses it all with a generous dose of his off-the-wall humor.
Find
out more!
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On
Sale Now!
Getting Lost: Mishaps of an Accidental Nomad
~
Winner of the Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop Book Proposal
Contest ~
"When you travel, things go wrong."
That might not sound like uplifting advice,
but in this collection of stories about mishaps in faraway
places, Dave Fox proves otherwise.
At age eight, he nearly starts a riot in
Northern Africa. As a nerdy teenager, he smuggles illegal
radio equipment into Finland. In his college days, he discovers
it is not wise to seek inner peace inside an Icelandic volcano.
As an adult, he does something exceptionally reckless; he
becomes a professional tour guide.
The new second edition
is now available! Order your autographed copy here!
(A few copies of the now out-of-print first edition are still
available too at a special discount.)
Read free sample chapters and order your
autographed copies at
davesbook.com.
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How Can You
Have Any Pudding if You Don't Eat Your Meat?
The Brits have contributed many great things
to society: pub culture, Shakespeare, the Beatles, soccer
hooligans. They are also known for their cuisine, but not
in a good way.... School dinner and home dinner had two things
in common: They were both the biggest meal of the day, and
they both lacked pizza. At home it was the same ritual as
before, back in America. Food was put before me. I resisted.
Negotiations ensued. At school, it was much more violent.
Read the full excerpt
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Masculinity Saved!
Growing up in 1970s America, I had not been
exposed to the allegedly perverted elf-and-toy duo that had
won the hearts of British school children. When November rolled
around, and it was time to rehearse for the school Christmas
pantomime, I didnt know what I was in for. Read
the full excerpt
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Confessions of
a Teenaged Smuggler
In the 1980s, airport security
went something like this: You'd check in for your flight,
and they would say, "Mr. Fox, do you have anything in your
possession that could be used to bring down an airplane? Knives,
guns, cassettes by the J. Geils Band?" You, the hypothetical
passenger and/or terrorist, would chuckle, "Nope, not me."
Then the ticket agent would thank you for your honesty and
send you to the security line, where uniformed high school
drop-outs working for minimum wage would tell you to please
proceed, if they had the necessary English skills to do so.
Read the full excerpt
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Tackling Lucy
The sheep was on a mission.
She was trotting quickly, almost running, in the direction
of downtown Dingle with a confident stride and a mischievous
glint in her eyes. There were lots of sheep in Ireland. Too
many to count. But I could tell this one was different. This
sheep was a rebel. Read the full excerpt
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New:
Confessions of an Urban Nature Lover
I'm one-quarter Norwegian by
ancestry, but apparently, my nature-loving genes are recessive.
My idea of exploring the outdoors involves sitting by my fireplace
as a program about Mount Everest flickers on TV. If other
people want to attempt oxygen-deprived death marches, more
power to them. I'll watch their video on the Discovery Channel
if they make it home alive. Read
the full article
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Bah Humball!
There are several theories as
to why American football is called "football," the
two most common being that (1) the inventors of the sport
were too lazy to come up with something original, or (2) the
ball used in the American version of the game is actually
shaped like a foot with a severe case of gout. Read
the full article
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Le
Tour de Rants
The Tour de France is a thrilling
event in which sporty men with names like Lance attempt to
ride bicycles through French villages without getting hit
by camera crews on motorbikes. Read
the full article
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Live
and Let Diet: Dangerous Fun with Dr. Atkins
The Atkins Diet is a fun weight-loss
plan that is sweeping the nation. You must avoid carbohydrates
and sugar, but you can eat all the high-cholesterol foods
you want, such as 32-ounce steaks, bacon and eggs, and, where
legal, delicious whale-blubber-and-cheddar omelets. Eventually,
your arteries clog. You then die of a heart attack and get
very, very skinny. Read
the full article
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Double Tall
Confusion: Remedial Italian for Caffeine Addicts
The problem with Seattle is
nobody here speaks Italian. I don't speak Italian either,
but there's a difference between me and the rest of Seattle.
Everyone else in this city is running around with over-priced
cups of caffeine, tossing around faux-Italian names for their
beverages as if they were fluent. Read
the full article
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Driving
Miss Crazy
The sun was shining brightly. I was in a
happy mood. Unfortunately, my mood shifted when a woman who
had apparently learned to drive from the bestselling book,
"All I Really Need to Know About Driving, I Learned in Kindergarten,"
attempted to kill me. Read
the full article
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assumes no responsibility for seizures, giggling fits, or bad hair
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Travel
Journaling Classes at Sea!
Trans-Atlantic
Journaling Cruise
Mar. 27-Apr. 11, 2009 |
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Study
travel journaling as you explore the world... from Brazil
to Cape Verde, to Morocco, to Spain. Dave will teach in-depth
journaling and essay writing classes as we cross the Atlantic
Ocean and the equator.
Hop off at exciting ports to collect anecdotes. Then, polish
your essays in on-board workshops! Writers of all skill levels
are welcome.
Prices
start at less than US $3,000 per person, including airfare;
however the lowest priced cabins are expected to sell out
quickly.
Details...
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Travel
with Dave as he guides 14-day Rick Steves' "Best of Scandinavia"
and "Best of Europe" tours. All tours are 14 days
long, starting on the following days:
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17 - Aug. 30 |
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June
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23 - July 6 |
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6 - Sep. 19 |
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